Remember, in your report cards, you always see those nice and wonderful comments that you always get (and you know that they are actually totally NOT the truth?).
What teachers say, and what they really mean.
Your son has a remarkable ability in gathering needed information from his classmates.(He was caught cheating on a test).
Your daughter is an endless fund of energy and viability.(The hyperactive monster can't stay seated for five minutes).
Fantastics imagination! Unmatched in his capacity for blending fact with fiction.(He's definitely one of the biggest liars I have ever met).
Your daughter exhibits a casual, relaxed attitude in school, indicating that high expectations does not intimidate her.(That lazy thing hasn't done one assignment all term).
Your son's athletic ability is marvelous. Superior hand-eye coordination.(That little creep stung me with a rubber band from 15 feet away).
Your son thrives on interaction with his peers.(Your son needs to stop socializing and start working).
Your daughter's greatest asset is her demonstrative public discussions.(Classroom lawyer! Why is it that everytime I explain an assignment, she creates a class argument?!).
John enjoys the thrill of engaging challenges with his peers.(He's a bully).
An adventurous nature lover who rarely misses opportunities to explore new territory.(Your daughter was caught skipping school at the fishing pond).
I am amazed at your daughter's tenacity in retaining her youthful personality.(She's so immature that we've run out of diapers).
hahaha. i copied it from another class blog. but its sosososo funny! :D
