OH MY GAWD! IS THAT MAS SELAMAT!? CALL THE POLICE, QUICK!
*Dials 999*
*Toot, toot, toot, toot, toot...*
W000T!? SINGAPORE POLICE FORCE RESPONSE SO SLOW ONE! AIYA... BETTER GO EAT SOME CHAR KWAY TEOW LAH...
*After eating Char Kway Teow*
HAHA. NOW STOMACH FULL LIAO, CAN CALL POLICE LERH...
*Dials 999... Again*
*Toot... Toot...*
YAY! LINE GO THROUGH LIAO. CAN REPORT MAS SELAMAT LE. HEY, WHERE IS MAS SELAMAT ANYWAY?
Hello, this is the Singapore Police Force. To report burglaries, please press 1. For shoplifting, please press 2. For pickpocketing, please press 3. For mugging please press 4...
W00T!? WHERE GOT LIKE THIS ONE!?
For raping, please press 5. For murder, please press 6. For fires, you've got the wrong number. For serious injuries, we know you're faking it cos' if you've sustained serious injuries, you'd be in no condition to call the police by now, and anyway, you've also got the wrong number. For monster sightings, please call 'The Ghostbusters!' *Snickers* And for UFO or alien sightings, please call Woodbridge Mental Hospital, or consult your mental therapist. Thank you, and have a good day!
The No. 999, your best solution for quick response!
OH MY GAWD! AIYA, RATHER DON'T REPORT MAS SELAMAT LA... REPORT ALSO NO USE...